Maybe this was a mistake.
I was folding clothes yesterday and watching a very entertaining show on CMT - Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 4. Emily wanted to watch too so she sat down and started asking questions.
Why aren't they wearing ponytails?
Are they moms?
Why are they dancing like that?
Do their moms know they want to be cheerleaders?
Why is that one crying?
Finally, after watching the girls trying out in their skimpy skimpies, she looked at me and said,
"Mom, you wouldn't be very good at this job.
Your underwear is lots longer."
My dreams have been crushed by my giant underpants!